Was riding my bike in a Walmart, and I pull out a bottle of perfume and tell my friends that it’s to protect myself from the lion on the aisle we’re about to pass.

The leopard up ahead musta heard me cuz he said: ” oh me? Nah. I wont hurt yah im an Osipher. We just watch people get smaller as they drive away into the distance.”

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